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• 'What gall!' Inmate sues his crime victims

  Fri Jul 30, 2010
  • Hey Bill, you can use my chain saw, it's a lot quicker. Just remember, the gall bladder is on the left...or wait, no, it's on the right...and it's little and squishy; I'm sure you'll find it if you look around.

• 'What gall!' Inmate sues his crime victims

  Fri Jul 30, 2010
  • Hey, Foxdrake, would you mind publishing your address here? I'm sure you must have a few things I could use, so I'll just come over and pick out what I need. Don't try to stop me, if you do anything I'll sue, or you could get arrested.

• Birds, droppings ruffle feathers in Shell Beach

  Mon Jul 5, 2010
  • Alfred Hitchcock was wrong. Birds don't need to bother attacking people, they can just make some places uninhabitable, and for the rest, they just recruit human protection. Morro Bay's a great example.

• Elian Gonzalez is not angry at Miami relatives

  Thu Jul 1, 2010
  • The comments show how brainwashed so many Americans are as to their way being the only way to lead a good life. "Too bad he missed his opportunity" or "he could have had a good life here". Yeah.

• Coastal Commission approves Los Osos sewer permit

  Sat Jun 12, 2010
  • Well, from past experience, I can tell you that this approval won't matter.

• iPad 3G owners' e-mail addresses hacked

  Wed Jun 9, 2010
  • Hee hee. Poor gadget freaks, whatever will they do. Better head to the Apple store and consult a genius, who will assure you that Apple's products, like their Macs, are "immune" to hackers and viruses.

• Doc Burnstein's supporters rally for a response

  Thu Jun 3, 2010
  • Well, let's see, how about a few drive-bys on a regular basis to let these idiots know they're not appreciated? A nice eardrum-splitting boat airhorn aimed out the car window and "accidentally" directly at them may help, and those high powered squirt guns filled with water or whatever might make …

• Third deadly crash on Hwy 154 in a matter of one week

  Fri Apr 30, 2010
  • Sort of ironic when these stories are on the local TV news, then they break for a commercial for Dodge trucks. Which goes something like "...driving two tons of 'get outta my way, I don't back down to anyone...' driving inside an iron fist wrapped in a velvet glove".

• iPad fans eagerly touch and swipe away

  Sat Apr 3, 2010
  • Another silly gadget that nobody really needs, but all the Applebots will buy at least two of, so they can spend twice the cost of any similar gadget and remain in the elite clique of iBuyers who try to convince themselves that they're buying the best.

• Filming underway for possible winery reality show in San Luis Obispo

  Sun Mar 21, 2010
  • Wow, nice job, even got Stalin and Hitler in there! Typical doper response, just attack anyone who doesn't agree with your personal taste in drugs.